Lord, thanks for the memory.
Help me to act according to your algorithm.
Teach me to correct my syntax.
Give me protection from bugs and Deliver me from viruses.
Let me inherit your attributes and Encapsulate me by your non-terminating love.
Do guide me while tracing my glitches and Assist me in beginning anew.
If I malfunction, then please debug me For I want to be your perfect program.
(March 1999)
(via http://easerrano.blogspot.com/2009/08/programmers-prayer.html)